Top Lousy Excuses For Getting Rid of a Pet
(Actual reasons from Animal Control Offices as compiled by members of a dog-rescue mailing list.)

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Sheds too much

Barks

Digs

Chews

Moving

Going on Vacation

Retiring and want to travel

"Allergies"

Having a baby

Getting married

Getting divorced

Husband doesn't like the breed (didn't like the last three of that same breed she bought and subsequently dumped them, too)

My wife is jealous of the dog and the time I spend training her

Boyfriend/girlfriend doesn't like

Has fleas

Not housebroken

Didn't know it needed all that grooming

Don't have time

Going to college

It's our son's pet but he's away at school now and we don't have the time; we'll just tell him it ran away.

Apartment/Townhome/Condo/etc. doesn't allow pets

Needs room to run/roam

We got it for the kids but they won't take care of it.

Keeps running off (unfenced yard, no leash)

Didn't know they got so big/eat so much

He was a cute puppy, but now he's too big

Doesn't get along with our new pet

I don't love it anymore

Bought new home and dog doesn't go with new colors

Pet clashes with new furniture

Just got new furniture/carpet

We only had it for the kids and they're all grown up now

He chases the new kitten

She doesn't like the new puppy

He tracks mud all over the new carpet

She got lost, and we got a new one by the time she showed up at the pound, so we left her there

He (a twelve week old puppy) refuses to be housebroken, and we hit him every time he goes in the house. I'm worried, 'cause you can only hit a dog so much before it turns vicious, and I'm afraid it will start biting the kids.

She (the pet) had a nervous breakdown

She's seven years old now and can't make puppies anymore.

Too friendly

He keeps jumping on the kids, and the kids are now afraid of him.

We have a handicapped child in a wheelchair

We're remodeling our kitchen and didn't have time to take her to puppy class, and now she's too rowdy

She has seizures (allergies/hypothyroid/etc.) and we don't want to spend another penny on medication

It makes me sad to have her around

Tried to kill a collie

Killed a neighbor's goat - afraid she will start attacking people

Received as a Christmas present - can't keep

Daughter's dog - she went to college

Breeder won't take him back because we neutered him

She got herself pregnant - we're keeping her puppy

She got herself pregnant - we're keeping her kittens

She got herself pregnant

We can't afford the vet bills

Pulls on the lead

She's turned blind

Doesn't like my new husband

Keeps breaking the chain at her dog house

Tears up the house when we're at work/school

Noisy when we're at work/school

Apartment management doesn't allow dogs

Can't find house to rent that allows dogs

Transferring to England - don't want to quarantine

Didn't turn out to be show quality

He won't stay at home

My elderly mother keeps letting him loose

He's too happy

Drools all the time

We're putting the house up for sale and it won't show well with a dog.

We bought him/her for conformation shows and he/she didn't win (eight month old puppy)

Her ears won't stand. (un-cropped Dobie bitch 5 months old.)

Took him to Schuntzhund, now he is too aggressive.

Had a friend, make him a guard dog, now all he wants to do is bite people.

I trained him myself to be a protection dog, now he's trying to kill me.

He rides my leg.

He always has an erection, when company comes over, it's too embarrassing.

He peed on the baby.

He won't defend me! My husband beat me and the kids, and the dog ran away! (8 month old abused Rottie).

He makes a mess in the bathroom, every time I give him a bath.

He gets car sick. ( wanted the dog for protecting their car, while they're shopping in Florida)

It wants too much attention

Her teeth are crooked

She keeps having puppies

She got pregnant again

She's a slut

She got raped

The kids keep getting poison ivy. He gets it on his fur when he runs loose in the woods, and they get rashes from touching him, so the doctor says he has to go.

She hunts all the time

She won't hunt

Gun shy, only shot over her that once in the yard...

Hyperactive

Eats cats

Eats the house

Bit my husband when he hit her for getting on the sofa...

Steals the baby's toys

Follows me all the time, even to the bathroom

Always wants to be petted

Stares at me

Bumps into my legs

Steals food off the counters

Takes my things

My wife hates her

We can't afford the vet bills

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