On the second day, God created man to serve the dog.
On the third day, God created all the animals on earth (especially the
horse) to serve as potential food for the dog.
On the fourth day, God created honest toil, so that man could labor for
the good of the dog.
On the fifth day, God created the tennis the ball so that the dog might
or might not retrieve it.
On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the dog healthy
and man broke.
On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but He had to walk the dog.