* Great Pyrenees X Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
* Pekingese X Dachshund = Peking Dach, owned by Chinese
restranteurs
* Kerry Blue Terrier X Bloodhound = Blueblood, a favorite
with the upper crust in Society
* Poodle X Great Pyrenees = Poopyree, a dog that smells good
* Pointer X Setter = Pointsetter, a traditional Christmas
pet
* Irish Water Spaniel X English Springer Spaniel = Irish
Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
* Kerry Blue Terrier X Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for
optimists
* Smooth Fox Terrier X Chow Chow = Smooch, a dog who loves
to kiss
* Airedale X Spaniel = Airel, a dog that brings in good TV
reception
* Labrador Retriever X Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat
Retriever, the choice of research scientists
* Newfoundland X Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog
for financial advisors
* Terrier X Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that always makes
mistakes
* Keeshond X Setter = Keester, you can't get this dog off
its duff
* Bloodhound X Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks a lot
* Chihuahua X Whippet = Chiapet, order from TV ads; 3 for
$19.95
* Boxer X German Shorthair = Boxer Shorts, a dog never seen
in public
* Basenji X Schipperke = Baserke, a dog that's mad about its
owner
* Malamute X Pointer = Moot Point, owned by . . . oh, well,
it doesn't matter anyway
* Collie X Malamute = Commute, a dog that lives on the
freeway
* Deerhound X Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the
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