Mixed Breeds? - Cross Breeding Your Dogs
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* Pekingese X Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog

* Great Pyrenees X Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

* Pekingese X Dachshund = Peking Dach, owned by Chinese restranteurs

* Kerry Blue Terrier X Bloodhound = Blueblood, a favorite with the upper crust in Society

* Poodle X Great Pyrenees = Poopyree, a dog that smells good

* Pointer X Setter = Pointsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

* Irish Water Spaniel X English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

* Kerry Blue Terrier X Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for optimists

* Smooth Fox Terrier X Chow Chow = Smooch, a dog who loves to kiss

* Airedale X Spaniel = Airel, a dog that brings in good TV reception

* Labrador Retriever X Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

* Newfoundland X Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

* Terrier X Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that always makes mistakes

* Keeshond X Setter = Keester, you can't get this dog off its duff

* Bloodhound X Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks a lot

* Chihuahua X Whippet = Chiapet, order from TV ads; 3 for $19.95

* Boxer X German Shorthair = Boxer Shorts, a dog never seen in public

* Basenji X Schipperke = Baserke, a dog that's mad about its owner

* Malamute X Pointer = Moot Point, owned by . . . oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

* Collie X Malamute = Commute, a dog that lives on the freeway

* Deerhound X Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

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